Anonymous asked: what are your top 10 fave pics of louis and or lilo?
oh my god what have you done? how am i supposed to answer this? oh my god. im literally having a meltdown. ok let’s do this thing. THIS IS ONLY GOING TO BE PICTURES AND NOT GIFS BECAUSE THATS A WHOLE DIFFERENT STORY.
under a cut because this is really fucking long
Because there’s no reason why I should be the only one losing an hour of my time just staring at this post!
Anonymous asked: What is your opinion of 1D collectively and individually, if you don't mind me asking?
nice boys. VERY NICE BOYS. i have no interest in their music at all, but i went to see their documentary movie last year and genuinely enjoyed the hell out of it. IT WAS A BEAUTIFUL MOVIE ABOUT FRIENDSHIP AND AFFECTION AND LOVE, WITH BASICALLY NO CONFLICT AT ALL, AND EVERYONE IN IT WAS A SWEETHEART AND UTTERLY CHARMING AND ADORABLE. they should play that movie in hospital waiting rooms to make everyone feel better. i will be Very Sad in the event that this band breaks up, which of course will never happen, because they will be Friends Forever.
harry styles: beautiful celebrity prince. teen feminist role model. totally smart about being a famous person. i want to be friends with him.
zayn malik: unearthly beauty. probably ought to be in an art museum. shy woodland creature. keep him secret, keep him safe. i hope his marriage lasts forever.
louis tomlinson: if everyone in one direction was a mythical figure, he would be Puck! (zayn would probably be Galadriel or Arwen.) louis is a peter pan prankster and he keeps the band together!! brilliant at navigating cynical marketing bullshit while helping his friends! publicity hero!! often seems to wear women’s jackets and shirts.
liam payne: wholesome farmer boyfriend from a historical movie. you spend most of the movie dating some scoundrel but then it turned out liam loved you all along and at the end of the movie he quietly lifts you over a fence and/or onto a horse so you can ride off into the sunset. he will be a true DILF one day. named his pet dog Loki. (of course he is a dog owner.)
niall horan: i have no idea about this guy, despite watching the 1d movie, which i assumed would teach me at least SOMETHING about his character traits or whatevs. he’s just the cheery irish one, to me. idk.